Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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