So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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