I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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