When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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