I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Randomize
