I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
