i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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