i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
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Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
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MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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