remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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