i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
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