There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
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I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
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I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
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