I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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