This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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