Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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