Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
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i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
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He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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