nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
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I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
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Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes