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• (208): View more from Idaho

  THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  We tried having a conversation with our noses.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.

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• (409): View more from Texas

  Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company

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  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

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• (917): View more from New York City

  i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley

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• (210): View more from Texas

  no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (310): View more from California

  Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.

  (517): View more from Michigan

  Who is this?

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.

  (323): View more from California

  How did you leave without pants?

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