Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(770): View more from Georgia

Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.

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(703): View more from Virginia

We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.

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You guys make me sad

(703): View more from Virginia

You misspelled jealous there

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(607): View more from New York

Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.

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(817): View more from Texas

I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.

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(865): View more from Tennessee

He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.

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(901): View more from Tennessee

She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.

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(850): View more from Florida

There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.

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(551): View more from New Jersey

YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?

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