I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
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