Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Randomize
