absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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