i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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