so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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