yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
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okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
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Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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