yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
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My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
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You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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