Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
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All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
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Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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