yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
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Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
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I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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