Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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