After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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