? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
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she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
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What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
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