in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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