what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
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he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
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Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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