He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
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I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
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Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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