I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Randomize
