I need help removing her.
from now on my penis is your penis
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
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