My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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