So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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