capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
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Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
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Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
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