PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
so that wasnt chicken after all
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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