On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Even my vagina gasped.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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