omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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