i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
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