Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
