hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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