Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
im holly from the hills drunk
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Randomize
