Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
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You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
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we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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