so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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