Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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