Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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