New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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