Who wears a wallet chain?!
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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