New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
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