Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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