Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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