Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
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