This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
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He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
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Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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