Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
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