i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
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I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
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I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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