You're so nebulous sometimes
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
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Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
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Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
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