Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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